Have you ever watched Martha Stewart (God bless her crafty soul) throw together the perfect wreath made of, say cranberries or some nonsense, in 5 minutes wearing all white and having produced no mess what-so-ever? Do people on television create stuff in some sort of mess-free vacuum? Defying the laws of nature, wherein mess-matter simply vanishes?
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| Unnatural Tidiness. |
I'm Becca and here at Crafts of Mass Destruction, well, things are a little different. Seemingly tidy projects magically produce massive destruction. Sew a button on? EF5 Tornado of thread hits home. Sit down to paint small object? Emerge looking like Jackson Pollack painting. Bake a cake? Scrape frosting off every single surface of kitchen. You get the idea.
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| The effects of crafting on what was once my couch. |
Crafts are about to get real, folks. So join me as catalog my projects (and sometimes the messes)!
Cheers,
Becca
Cheers,
Becca
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